peachua:

DONT 👏🏾LISTEN 👏🏾TO 👏🏾THE 👏🏾KILLERS 👏🏾UNLESS 👏🏾U 👏🏾FALLIN 👏🏾ASLEEP 👏🏾WHILE 👏🏾SHES 👏🏾CALLIN 👋🏾A 👏🏾CAB 👏🏾AND 👏🏾HES 👏🏾HAVIN 👏🏾A 👏🏾SMOKE 👏🏾AND 👏🏾SHES 👏🏾TAKIN 👏🏾A 👏🏾DRAG

(via 420moshdad)

ammit420:

when you accidentally put somebody business out there cuz u faded

(via comparingmeerkats)

salocinogul:

malekbrosinc:

“but the government can watch you over the pokemon go app” watch👏🏻 me👏🏻 catch this 👏🏻 jiggly puff

How do you clap off beat over text

(via joshpeck)

drgnfckr:

just curious how yall are gonna seduce someone’s dad when you can’t even make a dentist appointment without getting sweaty palms

(via euphorriicc)

hella-g4y:

Do you ever start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember what happened was illegal

(via k4v4)

memeufacturing:

judge: does the defendant have any special requests
me: Death penalty
judge: youre only charged with shoplifting,you only have to do a bit of community service
me *leaning forward so my lips touch the mic*: Please murder me

(via perspectiv8)